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Episode 2: The Series Has Landed

Thought I'd do this now, since when I wake up its MOVING DAY (day 1 anyway). Bah! I loathe moving SO MUCH.

And now for the episode with Fry's first delivery, ZOIDBERGS appearance and Fry's first trip to the moon.

In Hypno-Vision, of course.

NARRATOR: Planet Express... our crew is replaceable... your package isn't.

FRY: Man, I'm mever gonan get used to the 31st Century. Caffeinated bacon... baconated grapefruit. Admiral Crunch?

HERMES: This is just a standard legal release, protecting Planet Express from lawsuits in the event of the unforseen.
LEELA: (reading) Death by airlock failure (HERMES: MmmHmm) Death by brain parasite (HERMES: Ya) Death by sonic diarrhea? (HERMES: Oh-ho dear lord). Look, I don't know about your previous captains, but I intend to do as little dying as possible.
HERMES: Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-. Sign the paper.

DR ZOIDBERG: Now open your mouth and lets have a look at that brain. Nonononono... not that mouth.
FRY: Well I only have one. DR ZOIDBERG: Reeeally? FRY: Uh in there a HUMAN doctor around?
DR ZOIDBERG: Listen, lady! I'm an expert on humans! Now pick a mouth, open it, and say: (warbling noise)
Fry tries to imitate the noise.
DR ZOIDBERG: WHAT?! My mother was a SAINT! GET OUT!

Professor: (dumping dirt and junk out of Benders head) Dear lord, Bender, your filthy!
Bender: Yah, like you don't have crap in YOUR neck!

FRY: Come on Bender! Let's mosey. (Tosses Bender's head to Bender's waiting body with outstretched arms. Bender's body drops the head)
BENDER: (to his body) Nice catch, Idiot!



FRY: Can I do the countdown?
LEELA: Sure, why not.
FRY: 10...9...
LEELA: We're here!
FRY: 87654321blastoff.

FRY: hurry up, I wanna see the moon!
LEELA: Relax, it's open 'till nine!

LEELA: Fry, we have a crate to deliver!
FRY: Well let's just dump it in the sewer and SAY we delivered it!
BENDER: nahhh, too much work! let's just burn it and SAY we dumped it in the sewer!
LEELA: Oooook, if everyone's finished being stupid...
FRY: I had more!

LEELA: Ugh, who buys this trash? (looking at Moonvenirs)
BENDER: Idiots who need gofts for other idiots.
FRY: Hey! I got you guys refrigerator magnets! (Slaps one on Benders's head) ZZZAP
BENDER: Get it off. GET IT OFF! GE...uh oh! SINGS: How many roads must a man walk down, before you... rowr roo bark bark
(Fry takes it off)
BENDER: *pant, pant* Keep those things off of me! Magnets screw up my inhibition unit!
FRY: So you flip out and start acting like some crazy folk singer?
BENDER: I guess a robot would have to be CRAZY to wanna be a folk singer (sad look in his eyes)

WE'RE WHALERS ON THE MOON! WE'RE WHALERS ON THE MOON! WELL THERE AINT NO WHALES, SO WE TELL TALL TALES AND SING OUR WHALING TUNE!

FRY: We're gonna die! It's every man for himself! Help me Leela!

BENDER: cmon it's just like making love! left..right..down..rotate 62 degrees...engage rotor...
AMY: i know how to make love!

BENDER: Yah, well, I'm gonna go build my own theme park! With blackjack! And hookers! in fact, forget the park!

MOON REDNECK: You can sleep in the barn.. just dont be touchin my 3 beautiful robot daughters! ya hear?
FRY: Robot daughters?
REDNECK: This here's Lulubell 7. (yoohoo!) Daisy Mae 128K (yoohoo!) ANd the Crushinator. (yooo. hoooo.)

(gunshot) REDNECK: I'll learn you to sleep with my robot daughters! (Bender runs into the barn)
BENDER: he'll never find me in here!
LEELA: Bender?!
FRY: ugh...you didn't touch the Crushinator did you?
BENDER: Of course not! A lady THAT fine you gotta romance first!

(Amy swoops down on a running Bender in the ship with the magnet extended)
BENDER: No..not the magnet! No. NO. NOOOOOOOO! (clink) Uh oh.
BENDER SINGS: She'lllll be comin round the moutain when she comes! She'll be comin round the mountain when she comes! I'LL KILL YOU AMY!

ENDING CREDITS:
BENDER SINGS: Well I'll shoot her with my raygun when she comes! Yes I'll shoot her with my ray gun when she comes! Oh I'll shoot her with my raygun, I will shoot her with my ray gun, oh I'll shoot her with my raygun when she comes (when she comes)!
I'll be blastin' all the humans in the world! I'll be blastin all the humans in the world....
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