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Friday, October 17th, 2008

Subject:Voice Post
Time:9:19 pm.
VoicePost
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Subject:Retarded Drivers
Time:1:25 pm.
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“Son of a bitch, somebody just did it again! Took them all of 90 seconds. You know, WHAT THE FUCK!? For crying out loud! Don't you know that the plasma I have on board has to get to hospital in 30 minutes or somebody dies!? Come on, get the fuck out of my way. You know I was freaking out; he really should give me a siren. I mean come on I'm stuck in traffic. Get out of the way dude, you know what there is a special place... There is a special circle of hell reserved for these people, who insist on parking something backwards, it's called my foot up your ass. Lucky I don't have a license to kill, people that's all I'm saying. When my new world order that comes around, those guys are gonna be the 7th to go. The numbers 1 through 6, I'll get to them later, but yeah they're no. 7 Bitches.”

Transcribed by: cjkline83
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Subject:Voice Post
Time:1:10 pm.
VoicePost
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Monday, June 23rd, 2008

Subject:A sad, sad day
Time:6:19 pm.
I should point out first that I am an incredible fan and supporter of stand-up comedy. That being said, there have only ever been TWO Stand-UP Comedians who ever made me laugh so god damned hard I nearly passed out and in a puddle of my own urine.

One, of course, is Eddie Izzard.

The other passed away today, at age 71. Bless You, George Carlin... you were the fucking MAN.

Since, on the net, I can't "pour some out for one's Homies", I shall instead shout out to the internet heavens his famous Seven Words you cant say on TV, a sort of 7 Word Salute!

I'll put it behind a cut for my more swear-squeamish friends, though I think there are only one or two of you :P

FOR YOU, GEORGE!Collapse )
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Sunday, May 25th, 2008

Subject:Ooops
Time:10:46 am.
Mood: silly.
It just occurred to me that I completely spaced on getting my pics and vids from the mountain climb posted. Hell I never even sent em to my Mom yet. Oops. I'll get right to that, I swear. Along with not neglecting this journal so much. I still read my f-list about twice a day or more, but posting always slips my mind even though I've almost always got something to say or something on my mind. I'll get to that, I swear...

...*goes back to playing Age of Conan... for now :P*

Oh... and Teavana's Blueberry Bliss combined with Rooibos Peach as an iced tea... TEA OF THE GODS!
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Friday, May 2nd, 2008

Subject:CONGRATS REN!!!
Time:2:18 pm.
Congrats to sunlit_viola for making it to her wedding day without ending up in a straight jacket!

I hope it all goes/went awesomely, and I can't wait to hear about it and see pics!
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Tuesday, October 16th, 2007

Subject:Okay, everyone:
Time:7:11 pm.
Mood: awake.
Adopt one today!

Clicky clicky! Everyone must click on the poor little egg above!
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Subject:Black Hole Sun...
Time:4:41 pm.
Mood: happy.
Okay this has got to end...

At least once a week my body/brain decide to set the world record for Worst Night's Sleep. EVER. And every week they must top it. New records were set last night. Part of it was me being sick, I'm sure. But still. Knock it off brain! You don't like me and I don't like you. Let's just get through this so I can go back to killing you with more beer. Haha, Homer is awesome.

Oh yah... finally got through all the corporate crap and waiting around for the Poker Room Manager to start her first day. FINALLY. I am back amongst the ranks of full time Poker employees, woo. Got a wee bit tired of starting as part and working my way up.

Won't be any of that THIS time, she went ahead and hired me as her #1 Man, her assistant. Whee, I love my resume... when people look at it they go "Holy Shit" and start peppering me with their ideas and putting me in charge of things. Fools! :P

Fine by me, more power. Not that I don't have near Ultimate Authority as the Floor Manager. But now, everyone is mine! Well cept her, she gets to boss me around. But she's nice, so she wont do that :P
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Thursday, September 20th, 2007

Subject:BATS!
Time:12:37 am.
Mood: predatory.
That is all.
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Saturday, February 3rd, 2007

Subject:Done
Time:2:15 pm.
Mood: accomplished.
Okay it's done, for now. I cut my friends list to half the size it was before. I kept those who responded to my angry post, have been friends for a long time and I wouldn't let you go anyway, are family or have journals that I still enjoy reading.

If I made a mistake, make a reply here. But I don't think I did. If I did, I'll put you back on. If not, I'll apologize but move on.
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Thursday, January 5th, 2006

Subject:Episode 2: The Series Has Landed
Time:1:29 am.
Mood: amused.
Thought I'd do this now, since when I wake up its MOVING DAY (day 1 anyway). Bah! I loathe moving SO MUCH.

And now for the episode with Fry's first delivery, ZOIDBERGS appearance and Fry's first trip to the moon.

In Hypno-Vision, of course.

NARRATOR: Planet Express... our crew is replaceable... your package isn't.

FRY: Man, I'm mever gonan get used to the 31st Century. Caffeinated bacon... baconated grapefruit. Admiral Crunch?

HERMES: This is just a standard legal release, protecting Planet Express from lawsuits in the event of the unforseen.
LEELA: (reading) Death by airlock failure (HERMES: MmmHmm) Death by brain parasite (HERMES: Ya) Death by sonic diarrhea? (HERMES: Oh-ho dear lord). Look, I don't know about your previous captains, but I intend to do as little dying as possible.
HERMES: Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-. Sign the paper.

DR ZOIDBERG: Now open your mouth and lets have a look at that brain. Nonononono... not that mouth.
FRY: Well I only have one. DR ZOIDBERG: Reeeally? FRY: Uh in there a HUMAN doctor around?
DR ZOIDBERG: Listen, lady! I'm an expert on humans! Now pick a mouth, open it, and say: (warbling noise)
Fry tries to imitate the noise.
DR ZOIDBERG: WHAT?! My mother was a SAINT! GET OUT!

Professor: (dumping dirt and junk out of Benders head) Dear lord, Bender, your filthy!
Bender: Yah, like you don't have crap in YOUR neck!

FRY: Come on Bender! Let's mosey. (Tosses Bender's head to Bender's waiting body with outstretched arms. Bender's body drops the head)
BENDER: (to his body) Nice catch, Idiot!

More hilarity ensues..TO THE MOON!Collapse )
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Saturday, November 26th, 2005

Subject:WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Time:2:56 pm.
Mood: cheerful.
Ok, no more bad mood for David! Mark from the Great American Casino called me today, as he finally got ahold of the GM and talked to him about hiring me. Mark already wanted me pretty bad, hes a good friend of Steve Brizers, my former mentor/boss and friend. Apparently I'm famous in the northern part of Seattle. He knew who I was when I walked in, before I said anything. Thats a little...freaky especially since that's happened half a dozen times now at 6 different casinos. Whee. Anyway, he needed someone bad and he was already wanting me before I filled out an app, and only had me audition so I'd be on tape for the GM to see it. He had apparently played at my tables when I helped run the Crazy Moose. But he's only part of the hiring process because its a huge corporation owned by Canadians who own half the casinos in Canada. But he finally got ahold of the GM who doesnt like to show up to work (typical. but i wasnt expecting him to since its Turkey week) and called me just now to have me race in tomorrow to fill out paperwork and schedule a 2nd interview with the GM because they want me to floor supervise as well as deal. Yes I know I was annoyed at having to do that in the past but I'm desperate here. And also, since I got my "fame" running the poker room at the Moose EVERYONE knows I can floor and floor well (the customers LOVED it when I floored, when I quit flooring and went back to dealing they HATED the poor guy who had to try to do what I did even with me helping him) so I'm kind of resigned to at least part-flor supervising and part dealing from now on. Whichever. Floor guys get a good hourly wage plus 10% of the dealers working for him, and when dealing I make good tips. So good money either way. I had thought the position was yet another on call only, but he said he has an actual schedule (part time) to give me and also will be calling me in as on call. He said he's rushing to get me through because he's got people who are all wanting vacations for the Xmas season. And I'm certainly not going ANYwhere this year so give me ALL THEIR shifts! I could have been working tonight if he had gotten ahold of the GM earlier, but oh well... I've got company and a feast tonight anyway.

BUUUUUT as all those who have been on my friends list for a while know, I have been DYING for work so I am extremely friggin hyper right now.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
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Monday, October 24th, 2005

Subject:Oh my...
Time:11:55 pm.
Mood: amused.
I just saw a movie. It is a movie that every man and every woman must see at least once before they pass from this earth. It is a must for anybodies collection.

Three words.

Kung. Fu. Hustle.


My.....GODS I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. SUPERB martial arts and so god damn funny you'll wet yourself laughing.

I MUST see more movies with Stephen Chow, but it is impossible to imagine him doing anything better than this movie. My face and sides hurt now. But in a good way :)
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Wednesday, September 21st, 2005

Subject:HOLY
Time:2:03 pm.
Ok ALL of my family are officialy evaccuuated so I'm fine now. Just hoping they still have a home to rturn to because:

http://www.weather.com/maps/news/atlstorm18/stormtrack_large.html

That, ladies and gentlemen, is a storm of a century.
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Friday, September 2nd, 2005

Subject:How pathetic are you?
Time:3:09 pm.
I just heard the most pathetic stat yet about the whole NOLA situation.

They've been in desperate need for troops to keep control of the city as everyone tries to restore normalcy. They finally have a bunch of National Guard but they need more.

What DISGUSTS me is the report that over FIFTY percent over HALF of NOLA'a police force have failed to report for duty or just walked off their jobs.

You. Fucking. Cowards. Right now you're the only hope NOLA has of not COMPLETELY descending into anarchy. You're the ones the give citiziens hope and HELP the poor bastards who are trapped etc and need help. And you walk off your job?

You all who have done so are nothing more than shameless cowards. You're the ones who deserve to be stuck in sewer conditions with no food or water. If I knew who you were and met you I'd spit in your eye and hit you right in the other one. Get the FUCK back in there and DO YOUR GOD DAMN JOBS you cowards. Tens of thousands of people are severely in need of your help.
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Wednesday, August 31st, 2005

Subject:Good
Time:7:32 pm.
Mood: lethargic.
AFter living in Houston for 18 years AND being a major Astros fan, this is STILL the best use they've ever found for that HUGE concrete monstrosity

http://www.chron.com/cs/CDA/ssistory.mpl/topstory2/3332869
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Tuesday, August 23rd, 2005

Subject:Interesting...
Time:10:34 pm.
...my hair was dyed a sorta reddish brown today. I've never had my hair dyed before. It's always been the one color. I haven't loooked at it yet, I'm waiting for it to dry. Should be interesting.
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Wednesday, August 10th, 2005

Subject:Definintely no balance in the morning
Time:12:35 pm.
Mood: moody.
I knew I had balance issues when I first wake up, but today really proved it.

I was rushing to get a money order in time for UPS getting here and at the top of my stairs I felt my center of gravity go all wonky.

So I fell down the stairs. All of them. I at least had the presence of mind to keep my head and right arm from hitting anything as I want no head damage nd I make my $ with my right arm. I seem to be mroe or less ok, just a few scratches and a bunch of dirt.

Ha. So it it'll take mor than shoving me down some stairs to off me.

But man I had some minir momemntum buit up. I hit the bottom hard. That's the spot that hurts the mosts, naturally.
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Tuesday, August 2nd, 2005

Time:12:36 pm.
Mood: angry.
You know those days when you wake up you want to immediately throw your god damn cell phone out the window, light the bedroom on fire, grab your baseball bat from your car and run aroun d screaming incoherently at people?

Yeah this is one of those days already. Woke up in a shitty mood, my cell phone is not helping. I swear, if any of you on this list had my cell number and calls I will drive to your location with said bat and have maniacal fun.

Whoever was "Unavailable" on my caller id an called 4 times at 5 in the fucking morning: You're on the LIST man....
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Wednesday, June 22nd, 2005

Subject:BWAHAHAHAHAAHHA
Time:12:39 pm.
http://www.chron.com/cs/CDA/ssistory.mpl/nation/3236754

WAY too damn funny.
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